why don't the newscasters cry?

i would like to share with you all some more police reports from my homeland...

_juveniles threw snowballs at passing vehicles. a truck was dented. children were warned.

_children were sliding on a hill. it was reported at 2:44 on tuesday. an adult was supervising them and they were being careful.

_a large snowman was blocking the street. it was reported at 6:10. by the time an officer arrived, frosty was gone.

_four boys are suspected of repeatedly roughing up a snowman. police were able to reach at least one boy and advised him to apologize and stay off the property.

i have a dream to post everyday... we'll see how that goes. i'm not entirely sure that i will have daily blog-worthy items to share with whoever might stumble across this, but i sure will try. i'm pretty sure that only my mom will care... and maybe britt. that's okay! blogging is like free therapy. i'm out.