i know what i know

i have stopped wearing deoderant. now before you get all grossed out let me expound on that statement. i sweat a lot, one armpit more than the other (not that that isn't already common knowledge). i sweat when i wear deoderant so i thought to myself, what if i just don't wear deoderant? i would probably still sweat. but would i smell? i am here to tell you that, no, i don't smell. can you imagine the things that this new way of life are going to save me from? i am saving money, time, laundry, and all of those not so inconspicuos pit checks. i feel like a new woman.
on a different note, i just saw a lion ramble down the street. followed closely by two giraffes. they were being pulled by trucks and were affixed to trailers and weren't real. it was a bizarre sight nonetheless.